Life of sarcasm & randomness

“you know they’re gonna say we’re bad for each other but we ain’t good for anyone else”- Kenny Chesney.

These lyrics fit my life perfectly right now.

Mark!!!

Mark!!!

My plan was to make him think he has a chance of getting back with me then right when he thinks he has me, he’s in for a surprise… But no, today he decides to tell me that he misses “us”. There was never an us and there never will be an us. But after all he’s put me through, you can bet your ass I’m going to let him think there was and still can be.

Let’s sum up the week, shall we? Whore at work keeps telling lies trying to get me in trouble, best friend insulted me in the worst way possible, guy i dated that slept with my sister decided to text me for the first time since July, all other best friends ignored my texts tonight and didn’t invite me out but checked in on fb, 9 year booty call that usually acts crazy was acting normal… The only normal person in my life, actually. I’m at a loss for words… Wine and vodka aren’t even helping anymore.

Ahhhh totally made my week.

Ahhhh totally made my week.

The boy toy sent me a video the other day to tease me while i was at work and I can’t stop watching it..super super hot

ahh super nintendo!  i can still rock this move

ahh super nintendo!  i can still rock this move

Why I don’t want the rangers to win: their fans don’t deserve it… The team (most of them) does… But the fans absolutely do not. On that note, go Yanks!